Why Not a Catalogers’ Black Friday? (Or, How I Developed a Major Inferiority Complex on Your Behalf)

BLACK FRIDAY SPECIAL!
Why crash the mall? Apply the great discounts in this catalog to orders placed either online or via our toll-free number between 5 a.m. and 11 a.m. (in your time zone), Friday, Nov. 28, 2008. Supplies limited.

Why not beat retailers at their own game? But then again, who says you have to confine your efforts to just Black Friday and Cyber Monday? How about a Catalog Wednesday?