Tips for Increasing Customer Feedback (and Sales) on Amazon

If you spend long enough perusing through Amazon.com's product pages, you're bound to discover some hilariously random and utterly useless offerings. Things like banana-shaped banana slicers, UFO detectors and bottle openers attached to a deer's rear! Even more bizarre, you'll be surprised to find that many of these products' prices are disproportionately high for what the item is. Who on earth would spend $60 on a horse head mask? Or, better yet, $200 on a book about how to avoid huge ships?!