Selling Sports Equipment

Look at the catalog introduction:

Welcome to Monsterskate.com catalog, brought to you by the universe’s ultimate skateboard web site...maybe. Packed into these pages is a ton of gear revolving around skating: decks, wheels, trucks, videos, backpacks, clothes, wallets, belts—everything a skater needs, except toilet paper and food. If you don’t skate but want to look as “dope” or “tight” or “dandy” as the people who do, let us hook you up. Just crank the old rotary dial to place your order. Or visit our store at www.monsterskate.com. Either way, you get the stuff you want without having to get dressed, brush your teeth or pop your zits.