And the Winner Is...Nose-hair Clippers! (788 words)

"Surgical-steel blades inside a protective guide whirl faster than 4,000 rpm to safely cut hair a close 1/16 of an inch... without ever touching sensitive skin. " —The Sharper Image

"After a month-long at-home consumer panelist test, this nose hair trimmer was chosen Best again by the Hammacher Schlemmer Institute … Its rounded head comfortably cuts nose and ear hairs easily and quietly." —Hammacher Schlemmer